Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Mama Dracula
I didn't have much to do today so I went into the city with my mom to do some errands. I was pretty hungry, so I went to get a sandwich. We found this place and I picked up something called the South Beach special, which sounded pretty good. My mom was looking for a dress so I took the sandwich back to the car to eat it and after I took the first bite, I saw something strange poking out from the depths of the sandwich that I knew shouldn't be in there. OK, it wasn't "something", it was a hair. A pretty long one, at that. So I was pretty disgusted. The weird thing was the guy who made it had really short hair. It wasn't one of mine because it was lodged pretty deep in there. So it was probably someone who prepared the stuff that sits behind the glass.

I went to the store where my mom was looking at dresses and told her I just wasn't going to eat, but she reminded me that it was pretty expensive in the first place, so I might as well just go back and get a new one. Ordinarily, I wouldn't do that since it seems kind of ridiculous to get the same thing from the same place where you just got a sandwich with a hair in it from (bad grammar?). But she paid for it so I would feel guilty if I just threw it away.

So I went back to the deli and stood in line again. When it was my turn, I tried to say "I just bought a sandwich and there was a hair in it" as quietly and politely as I could, but the guy couldn't hear me so I ended up having to yell it, which I'm sure the people in line and the people waiting for their sandwiches to be made were delighted to hear. What follows is the conversation that ensued:

Sam: Yeah, I just bought this and after I took a bite I saw like a 3 inch hair sticking out.
Worker #1: Who made it?
Sam: Uhh... (points at Worker #2).
Worker #1: He says there's a hair in here.
Worker #2: (Points at his own freshly shaven head).
Sam: Well, yeah, it probably wasn't one of yours, but it was definitely lodged deeply into my food.
Worker #1: Is it still in here?
Sam: Um, no. I threw it on the ground.
Worker #1: Well you should've held onto it.
Sam: For what,
DNA testing?
Worker #1: Well how can we be sure it was in here?
Sam: I'm asking for the same exact sandwich to be made. I'm not lying about this to get a different kind of sandwich. Plus someone else's hair isn't really something I want to hold onto for a while. That's totally gross.
Worker #2: You want the same thing?
Sam: Yeah.
Worker #1: OK, well next time, be sure to bring it.
Sam: I don't think it's good for business to anticipate a next time.

So basically next time you're in North Beach, don't go into the deli at 1424 Grant Ave unless you like hair in your food. The truth is, I'm sure this happens all the time and we mostly don't realize it, but it's definitely very upsetting when we notice it.

Listening To: Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco
Get off the bandwagon
And put down the handbook

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Raiders of the Damned
Last quiz for Lower Extremity Anatomy today. Then tomorrow I have my final lab exam and on Friday the final lecture exam. Pretty excited that this is almost the end (of the first year), but I'm still a little overwhelmed with all the information and such a short amount of time.

As you can see, I have added a last.fm dealie to my blog so you can see what music I've been listening to whether you want to or not. Sucker! But seriously if any of you have a last.fm account, add me as a friend.

Heroes has its season finale next week and The Office has its this Thursday. Both are sad affairs, but at least they will both be returning next fall. I'm not sure how I feel about the Heroes spin-off they are planning (Heroes: Origins), but I'll give it a chance.

Alright I gotta get warmed up for the quiz. Laters fools.

Listening To: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Desperado
Oh Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate.
It may be raining, but there's no rainbow above you.
You better let somebody before it's tooooooooooo late.
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Swamp Zombies

My Coffee Coaster, originally uploaded by locusolus.

Hey guys. I'm deep into finals right now, almost done. 10 days and I'll be road tripping it home. Anyway I've been messing around with Flickr lately, since my brother made me sign up for it about 2 1/2 years ago I figured it'd be good to see what's going on on there. It's pretty cool but I don't think I've had enough time to see all the little things about it. I just hooked up my blog to my account, so expect to see cool pictures I come across while browsing.


Listening To: Ozma - Light Years Will Burn
Love and escape
Do not compute
I see the photograph
Before you shoot

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007
A Secret Handshake

Don't read this if you are squeamish about blades or blood. It's not terrible, but just a warning.

Guess who got his first scalpel cut today!!! That's right, me. I was switching blades on my scalpel before starting work in lab today and the handle slipped, locked the blade on and went straight through my glove. Luckily it was a really really shallow cut. It was barely bleeding at all. Our blades come from my lab partner's dad's office, so they are high quality blades. The blade is so sharp that I didn't even feel it go into my finger. Pretty weird, but that's a good thing I guess. Anyway I'm sure by the time that I'm a surgeon, the self-stabbing will be down to a minimum.

After it started bleeding, I immediately went over to the sinks and washed it with soap profusely. Someone went and told a TA that I had cut myself and she brought over some band-aids. While I was waiting, one of my classmates asked me what I was doing and I said I was bleeding and he just goes "Oh, okay" and walks away. Doesn't ask if I'm getting any help or something, just goes and talks to some people at a different table. Great friend, this guy. He's looking for a roommate in the dorms next year and I'm afraid they are going to place him with me since my roommate is moving out. I really hope not.

Anyway the TA came around and put the band-aid on. Initially I was only bleeding at the base of my finger and she put it on that cut. I guess she put it on a little bit too tight though because a couple minutes later a new cut had opened up on the upper portion of my finger. Luckily she had given me another band-aid just in case, so I put that one on myself. It's not easy to put a band-aid on with one hand!

Oh, just remembered. Here's the weird things I was thinking when I woke up in April, 2007:

April 2, 2007 - "I want the !"
April 3, 2007 - "You have the ahhh we got the ayyyyyyyyy"
April 4, 2007 - "I summon Dr. Benjamin Franklin."
April 10, 2007 - "Internal carotid artery."
April 14, 2007 - "Sam Spade is FULL."
April 16, 2007 - "We got the chocolate. Yep, that's right."
April 17, 2007 - "I like to...shoot things?"
April 21, 2007 - "You're familiar with the What If series?"
April 23, 2007 - "The lowest level of high definition."
April 24, 2007 - "Where's the agglutination center?"
April 26, 2007 - "Do they know they have restaurants worldwide?"
April 27, 2007 - "Got a bone..."
April 30, 2007 - "Man, I talked to everyone I came in contact with today."

Listening To: Jerry Lee Lewis - Mean Woman Blues
I got a woman as mean as she can be
Sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me.

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Monday, April 30, 2007
Gangs of the Dead
How unfortunate. A man discovers electricity, helps found the United States of America, gets his face on the $100 bill and signs the Declaration of Independence but then is almost but forgotten for some 200 years when he is recognized for the Exceptional Long Term Achievement Award at Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science. This is not how we should treat our national heroes! Next time you are getting a burger at McDonalds, be sure to tell George Washington that you appreciate everything he has done for us. He deserves at least that.

3 weeks from today I will be crossing the California/Nevada border! Wahoooooo!

Listening To: Bright Eyes - No One Would Riot For Less
Little soldier, little insect
You know war it has no heart
It will kill you in the sunshine
Or happily in the dark.

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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Hoboken Hollow
Hey readers. I want y'all to go check out one of the links that you can find on the right side of this page. Specifically check out the one titled "A Gentle Walk". Well I really want you to look at all of the links, but I'm talking about this one for a reason. It's the blog of a good friend of mine from all the way back in kindergarten. He's currently editing down 36+ hours of footage that he filmed in India and Nepal that will be a documentary about a man he met while filming a wedding who makes the yearly ascent of a particular mountain in Nepal. I'm pretty sure that's what it's about. He told me about it back in February, which was before his trip and now he has gone and come back. So for all I know things could've happened while he was there that changed the theme of the documentary. Anyway, he filmed it on this awesome camera so I'm sure once it's done (he says sometime in the beginning of next year) it will look amazing.

He put together a video montage of sorts that is about 4 minutes long of clips from India and Nepal that is available to download on his site. Kind of a look at things to come...a "preview", if you will. I'll link it here, too. Just watching this video you're sure to see some sights that you've never seen before. It's really just amazing.

Listening To: The Shins - Phantom Limb
So we just skirt the hallway sides
A phantom and a fly
Follow the lines and wonder why
There's no connection.

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Friday, April 27, 2007
Dead Body Man 2: Separation Anxiety

Man. The Warriors is seriously an awesome movie. I'm watching it right now for the second time but it feels likes I'm LIVING it. It has pretty much everything you would want out of an R-rated campy movie from the 70s: Cheesy costumes, cheesy music, REALLLLY bad lines ("Hey, little man, you wanna dance?") Seriously, to get that line for you guys, I didn't even have to rack my memory of what's been said so far, I just waited for the next character to speak and that's what came out.

Finals started today. Wasn't so bad. It was just my Fundamentals of Medicine class which according to the professor should just be a pass/no pass class based on attendance, but I guess administration thinks otherwise. I'm sure I did fine on it but it was a little bit annoying because there were 10 lectures to study from, 2 of which were on diabetes. And then on the test there was literally one question about diabetes and it was a really easy one at that. Whoa, this dude is rollerblading down some stairs in the movie. That's badass. Anyway this weekend it's supposed to hit 81 on Sunday but I have another test to study for that is on Monday. 6 tests left to go for the rest of the year and then my friend Dave and I are hitting the road back to California. I talked to a doctor in Mill Valley this week who says I can come in and shadow at his office a couple days every week while I'm at home for the summer. He also said it'd be a good opportunity to network with other doctors in the area which I'm sure couldn't hurt.

Anyway enough rambling. If you haven't seen The Warriors I suggest you do so immediately. The video game is pretty fun, too. I read that Tony Scott, director of Top Gun, is making a remake that will be out in 2008. Color me unexcited and extremely doubtful.


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