| Wednesday, October 25, 2006 |
| Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child |
My Idiot Law School Friend Rob's Weekly Check-In
"Oh, so apparently when your professor asks you a question, and there's 15 minutes of class left, 'Are you sure there's time?' is not the correct answer."
Rob and I have been friends since elementary school. I was in kindergarten and he was in 1st grade when the lamest friendship of my life (and only friendship of his) began. Since then, he hasn't changed a bit. I have of course: I actually act like a 22 year old. He's still the annoying 6 year old brat whose parents you would demand $150 of after a 3 hour babysitting job. Emphasis on the "baby" part.
You can be sure that every week, I'll be checking in with Rob on the law school front and bringing you just as moronic a statement as this week's. The statements might sometimes be taken out of context, but on most occassions they will only seem out of context. This is Rob, raw and in your face, with no discretion or common sense in his thoughts. How he has made it to nearly 24 years, the world may never know.
If for some reason you wish to contact him, just go to any seedy adult bookstore in your neighborhood and there's a pretty good chance you'll see him applying for a job there, maybe even a volunteer position.Labels: law school |
posted by SamSpade @ 5:19 PM  |
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Did you know Sam used to pee the bed? Till grad school.
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that was actually me, not katie. but she was thinking it, i bet
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Did you know Sam used to pee the bed? Till grad school.