In this picture, one person is 14 years old and the other one is 21. Can you guess who's younger? Hint: It's not the shorter one! And it isn't the one wearing a Marine World shirt, either!

But wait, the taller one isn't off the hook either...hidden behind that jacket, check out the SWEET Get Fuzzy T-shirt! Awesome...probably the best all-time comic ever. If you aren't a HUGE avid fan like everyone else in the world (idiot), here's the premise.... A 20 somethings man lives alone in an apartment with his cat and his dog. The cat is incredibly greedy and obnoxious and the dog is incredibly dumb. Sound familiar? Of course it does, because everyone's a Get Fuzzy fan. Here, I'll just refresh your memory with a recent episode:

Well, okay. That wasn't very funny. Not the best Get Fuzzy strip I've read, but I'm sure there are like oh I dunno...seven?....out there that could knock that one on it's back. Oh....whoops. My bad. I tend to confuse Get Fuzzy with Garfield since it's a COMPLETE RIP-OFF. IIiiiiiii'm sorry. Here's a real clip from Get Fuzzy:

Whoaaaaaaaaa-ho-ho-hoo!!!! Man, I don't know if I'm going to finish writing this entry since I just can't stop laughing! I have to keep wiping the tears away from my eyes just to see the keyboard.

And by the way, I surely don't need to take musical advice from someone who found his life to be complete with System of a Down came out with a double album, or who thought he was cool when the got a leak of the Fort Minor CD. That's the lead singer of Linkin Park's side project. Whether that's good music or not (it isn't), your musical taste is so far away from appreciating Brand New that you shouldn't even listen to it. Maybe when you grow up.

I'm also never going to take blogging advice from that same person who writes one tremendously long blog about some lawsuit he's going file with Dell and doesn't have the respect for his readers to follow that story up until about 7 months later. No way.