Oh wow. Keith Richards surely is beyond insane. When he fell out of a palm tree in Fiji and suffered a concussion, I have to say I thought it was pretty unfortunate but at the same time, pretty funny. I mean come on, who actually climbs palm trees. Also....how? There's nothing to get your footing unless you climb up trees like monkeys do.

According to the British music magazine NME, Richards actually snorted his father's remains mixed in with cocaine. Willingly! You know you have something of a drug addiction when you are at the end of your cocaine stash (personally I'd be surprised if his actually had an end) and so you throw in a little dash of dad to get a full hit. See more about this horror story at www.nme.com.

As I was walking back to my apartment from school today I saw the UPS truck pulling away, meaning I wasn't there to accept my package (Guitar Hero II) and so I don't get it today. They probably dropped it off at the mail room in the main building, but that was about 15 minutes before the mail room closed so I'm SOL on that front. Anyway I'll just pick it up tomorrow. If it's there. It might not even be mine, sine the UPS website says it's not supposed to arrive until Thursday. But I neeeeeeeeed it.

Listening To: Brand New - Jude Law and the Semester Abroad
Even if her plane crashes tonight
I know she'll find some way to disappoint me
By not burning in the wreckage
Or drowning at the bottom of the sea